So imagine you talking to someone, or you’re someplace and then someone makes some sort of negative and rude comment on your appearance. IE: They call you ugly, or some variation.
How you should react to insure maximum enjoyment from this situation:
Turn to them, look them right in the eye for a good solid ten seconds before slowly smiling and saying that comments like that makes them more ugly because you can see their wretched soul.
((See friends, when I was young, I was bullied a lot. The first time I snapped-which was when I was five-I smashed another girl’s face in with my backpack, after that I wanted a way to defend myself that wasn’t so messy. I decided upon being the creepiest fucking kid ever.))
All of sudden they describe Freddy’s voice as Metallica.
I’M DYING. HOLY CRAP. I just imagined him opening his mouth to speak and all that comes out is Enter Sandman.
In semi-related news, my headcanon is that the FazBand plays rock music. AND NOTHING ELSE.
YES. IT’S SO FRICKIN’ GOOD. SWEET BUTTS THIS IS AWESOME.
Chica’s eggs have little chica’s in it
And those chica’s will lay more eggs with even smaller chicas in them
It will be to a point where there will be something called chica-molecules
The whole universe will be chica